May 2013
How to break up with someone
You: Your ex is attractive.
Partner: Which one?
You: ME.
You: BYEEEE
c0ves:
grades don’t mean shit I have straight A’s and I still have trouble spelling resturant sometimes
me at school: omg when i get home i've got to do loads of shit like finish that project and read that book omg i need to review for that test too omg so much to do
me at home:
shoutout to my parents for not supervising what i do on the internet ever
